i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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