if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Randomize
