There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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