why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
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I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
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Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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