Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
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