he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
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someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
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Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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