just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
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