Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
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