are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
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stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
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He's a Shit stain on my heart
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
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