he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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