How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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