i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
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Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
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I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
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