I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
