So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
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he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
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No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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