I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
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like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
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Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I'm just crazy horny about you
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits