He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Randomize
