She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
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If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
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You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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