Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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