so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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