I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
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As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
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It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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