Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
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just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
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What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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