I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
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sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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