Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
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Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
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One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
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