her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
We smell like vodka and hangover
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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