Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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