This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Randomize
