oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
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Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
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Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
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