I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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