ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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