Apparently you make a good broom.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
I looked at my own cervix.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
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I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
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your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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