I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I AM VODKA MAN
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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