just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
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I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
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I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
send nudes
from the living room?
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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