Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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