Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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