Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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