my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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