I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
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