Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
How drunk are you?
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