dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
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