Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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