id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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