I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
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Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
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L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
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