He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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