Dual....:-)
apparently the secret to your success is patron
ugly people sure do ruin things
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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