You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
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we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
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This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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