Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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