is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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