Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.
Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Randomize