Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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