I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
You brought string cheese to the strip club
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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