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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
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I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
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Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
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