vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
the raccoons are back...
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