So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Randomize
