did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
you never un-have a 4some
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