Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
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Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
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