your thong is hanging out like whoa
I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
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Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
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dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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